Will Trade: Badass Jewelry for Badass Layouts

Hey you.

Do you know how to make super badass layouts?

Are your layouts too legit to quit?

Can you make a super sweet layout for me so my blog looks a bit more legit?

You want some sweet jewelry?

Like skull earrings?

Or octopus earrings?

Or a necklace made out of electroplated quartz?

Let’s talk! 

Seriously, if you have skills and are willing to make me a custom layout, I’ll trade you some of my handmade badass jewelry. If you’re interested, it’d be swell if you could send me examples of layouts you’ve done.

Thanks!

Necklaces for Sale — Rock Candy Collection Hi friends, I’m trying to make ends meet during a difficult month and since I make jewelry almost every night, I thought it’d make sense to raise funds by selling some. I’m starting with 4 necklaces.  Important Details: The crystals in each necklace are 100% natural quartz. Lobster clasps and metallic links allow each necklace to be fully adjustable.  Unimportant Details: These necklaces remind me of rock candy and rock candy rules. I made each necklace while watching Law and Order SVU. Necklaces are a great way to draw attention to your cleavage, pecs or sexy chest hair. Price and Shipping. I’m asking $15 per necklace + $5 for shipping (so $20 total). I’ll be using those nifty flat rate envelopes or boxes from USPS to ship these, so it doesn’t matter where you live in the US — shipping will still be $5 (even if you buy all 4 necklaces so you can start some kind of crystal-powered Mean Girls clique). If you don’t live in the US, that’s cool too. Message me and we’ll talk about shipping. All payments accepted through PayPal.  Badass Bonuses: Shipping envelopes will prominently feature kitten stickers. I’ll get a tracking number so you know I’m not a scam artist. If you want some earrings or bracelets that would match these bad boys, message me and we’ll talk. … and most importantly Reasons You Should Buy a Necklace: You’ve been through a lot of shit lately and you deserve to Treat Yo Self. You’re forever alone and with Valentine’s Day looming in the near future, you need something to look forward to. You’re a stalker and need something to complete your creepy secret closet altar to me.  Crystals rule. You don’t need a reason to do shit. You do what you want.  Questions? Comments? Want to buy? Message me!
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Necklaces for Sale — Rock Candy Collection Hi friends, I’m trying to make ends meet during a difficult month and since I make jewelry almost every night, I thought it’d make sense to raise funds by selling some. I’m starting with 4 necklaces.  Important Details: The crystals in each necklace are 100% natural quartz. Lobster clasps and metallic links allow each necklace to be fully adjustable.  Unimportant Details: These necklaces remind me of rock candy and rock candy rules. I made each necklace while watching Law and Order SVU. Necklaces are a great way to draw attention to your cleavage, pecs or sexy chest hair. Price and Shipping. I’m asking $15 per necklace + $5 for shipping (so $20 total). I’ll be using those nifty flat rate envelopes or boxes from USPS to ship these, so it doesn’t matter where you live in the US — shipping will still be $5 (even if you buy all 4 necklaces so you can start some kind of crystal-powered Mean Girls clique). If you don’t live in the US, that’s cool too. Message me and we’ll talk about shipping. All payments accepted through PayPal.  Badass Bonuses: Shipping envelopes will prominently feature kitten stickers. I’ll get a tracking number so you know I’m not a scam artist. If you want some earrings or bracelets that would match these bad boys, message me and we’ll talk. … and most importantly Reasons You Should Buy a Necklace: You’ve been through a lot of shit lately and you deserve to Treat Yo Self. You’re forever alone and with Valentine’s Day looming in the near future, you need something to look forward to. You’re a stalker and need something to complete your creepy secret closet altar to me.  Crystals rule. You don’t need a reason to do shit. You do what you want.  Questions? Comments? Want to buy? Message me!
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Necklaces for Sale — Rock Candy Collection Hi friends, I’m trying to make ends meet during a difficult month and since I make jewelry almost every night, I thought it’d make sense to raise funds by selling some. I’m starting with 4 necklaces.  Important Details: The crystals in each necklace are 100% natural quartz. Lobster clasps and metallic links allow each necklace to be fully adjustable.  Unimportant Details: These necklaces remind me of rock candy and rock candy rules. I made each necklace while watching Law and Order SVU. Necklaces are a great way to draw attention to your cleavage, pecs or sexy chest hair. Price and Shipping. I’m asking $15 per necklace + $5 for shipping (so $20 total). I’ll be using those nifty flat rate envelopes or boxes from USPS to ship these, so it doesn’t matter where you live in the US — shipping will still be $5 (even if you buy all 4 necklaces so you can start some kind of crystal-powered Mean Girls clique). If you don’t live in the US, that’s cool too. Message me and we’ll talk about shipping. All payments accepted through PayPal.  Badass Bonuses: Shipping envelopes will prominently feature kitten stickers. I’ll get a tracking number so you know I’m not a scam artist. If you want some earrings or bracelets that would match these bad boys, message me and we’ll talk. … and most importantly Reasons You Should Buy a Necklace: You’ve been through a lot of shit lately and you deserve to Treat Yo Self. You’re forever alone and with Valentine’s Day looming in the near future, you need something to look forward to. You’re a stalker and need something to complete your creepy secret closet altar to me.  Crystals rule. You don’t need a reason to do shit. You do what you want.  Questions? Comments? Want to buy? Message me!
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Necklaces for Sale — Rock Candy Collection Hi friends, I’m trying to make ends meet during a difficult month and since I make jewelry almost every night, I thought it’d make sense to raise funds by selling some. I’m starting with 4 necklaces.  Important Details: The crystals in each necklace are 100% natural quartz. Lobster clasps and metallic links allow each necklace to be fully adjustable.  Unimportant Details: These necklaces remind me of rock candy and rock candy rules. I made each necklace while watching Law and Order SVU. Necklaces are a great way to draw attention to your cleavage, pecs or sexy chest hair. Price and Shipping. I’m asking $15 per necklace + $5 for shipping (so $20 total). I’ll be using those nifty flat rate envelopes or boxes from USPS to ship these, so it doesn’t matter where you live in the US — shipping will still be $5 (even if you buy all 4 necklaces so you can start some kind of crystal-powered Mean Girls clique). If you don’t live in the US, that’s cool too. Message me and we’ll talk about shipping. All payments accepted through PayPal.  Badass Bonuses: Shipping envelopes will prominently feature kitten stickers. I’ll get a tracking number so you know I’m not a scam artist. If you want some earrings or bracelets that would match these bad boys, message me and we’ll talk. … and most importantly Reasons You Should Buy a Necklace: You’ve been through a lot of shit lately and you deserve to Treat Yo Self. You’re forever alone and with Valentine’s Day looming in the near future, you need something to look forward to. You’re a stalker and need something to complete your creepy secret closet altar to me.  Crystals rule. You don’t need a reason to do shit. You do what you want.  Questions? Comments? Want to buy? Message me!
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Necklaces for Sale — Rock Candy Collection

Hi friends, I’m trying to make ends meet during a difficult month and since I make jewelry almost every night, I thought it’d make sense to raise funds by selling some. I’m starting with 4 necklaces. 

Important Details: The crystals in each necklace are 100% natural quartz. Lobster clasps and metallic links allow each necklace to be fully adjustable. 

Unimportant Details: These necklaces remind me of rock candy and rock candy rules. I made each necklace while watching Law and Order SVU. Necklaces are a great way to draw attention to your cleavage, pecs or sexy chest hair.

Price and Shipping. I’m asking $15 per necklace + $5 for shipping (so $20 total). I’ll be using those nifty flat rate envelopes or boxes from USPS to ship these, so it doesn’t matter where you live in the US — shipping will still be $5 (even if you buy all 4 necklaces so you can start some kind of crystal-powered Mean Girls clique). If you don’t live in the US, that’s cool too. Message me and we’ll talk about shipping. All payments accepted through PayPal. 

Badass Bonuses: Shipping envelopes will prominently feature kitten stickers. I’ll get a tracking number so you know I’m not a scam artist. If you want some earrings or bracelets that would match these bad boys, message me and we’ll talk.

… and most importantly

Reasons You Should Buy a Necklace:

  1. You’ve been through a lot of shit lately and you deserve to Treat Yo Self.
  2. You’re forever alone and with Valentine’s Day looming in the near future, you need something to look forward to.
  3. You’re a stalker and need something to complete your creepy secret closet altar to me. 
  4. Crystals rule.
  5. You don’t need a reason to do shit. You do what you want. 

Questions? Comments? Want to buy? Message me!

Hypothetically speaking

If I were to post the jewelry I make here, would you be interested in buying it? (Presuming you liked it and didn’t think it was too expensive, of course.)

Times are tough and I need a quick cash infusion, but I wanted to gauge interest before I took a hundred photos.

Everything would be done through paypal.

Please only answer if you are serious — would you be interested?

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